Christian terms defined

While aimed at our secular friends, this primer of Christian terms contains a few facts some of my fellow Christianists might not know. Such as:

• The first Baptist was John the Baptist, who was said to eat locusts and honey, although contemporary Baptists generally prefer barbecue.
  
• The Bible was so successful that God wrote a sequel, "Bible II: On to Rome," now generally called "The New Testament."
  

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